The Hopeless Hopeful

mcmalky:

homosexual-facepalm:

Alex, my girlfriend.<3

A scimitar.

And poptarts.

Works for me. xD

So I have Draven. Which is already automatic survival. 
I’ll also have a Flawless Glass Mace with enchantments. Pretty good against zombies.
And I have a shitload of giant pretzels and cheese.
Survival chance: Maximum 

Oh. OH SHIT. MATTHEW?

Last weapon was my ebony sword, good for swiftly chopping off their heads. Assuming that they die from decapitation (like most accounts say), I think It’ll help pretty well.

The last thing I ate were strawberries.

Oh God, I can see it now. Matthew will be sitting on my back eating all of the strawberries (which will somehow be possible, even though it’s a lifetime supply), while I’m trying to fight a swarm of zombies. We’re so screwed.

(Source: victran)